Music

Craig: (Looking through his CDs to loan me) I don't think you'll get a lot of this music.

Me: It sounds like you are saying I'm stupid.

Craig: No, I'm saying your musically ignorant. Like this band (holding a CD), you're not on the right drugs to enjoy it. You need to be on drugs or insane.

Me: So you're on music drugs?

Craig: No, I'm insane.