Corndogs

As our dog, Buttercup, is begging for a corn dog Craig is eating.

Craig to dog: No Buttercup, there is no trick you can do to get yourself a corn dog, unless you can drive to the store and buy your own damn corn dogs. I'm kidding, you only need to learn to go to the kitchen and microwave yourself one.

Harry Potter

As we're watching Harry Potter.

Me: So do you want to see the Quidditch World Cup?

Craig: uhh, duh.

Camels

Craig: Do you ever see a dramedy and think it said dromedary? Then I think this movie would be so much better with camels.

Feet

Me: I wonder if Buttercup (my dog) thinks my feet need cleaning or are really tasty. She's licking them right now.