Saturday, May 28, 2011

Wine and Business

Me: It seems all the best projects I've had during my MBA involve wine. Studying the business of wine, drinking wine, working 0n wine marketing, drinking wine, drinking more wine...

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Calm and Tiara

Me: Keep calm and carry on and wear a tiara.





Saturday, May 14, 2011

Invitations Part 2

Me: So what should we do with all the wedding invites with the wrong date on them??

Craig: Send them to our enemies?

Thursday, May 12, 2011

My 80s Wedding

Craig and I drive by a pink and teal building.

Me: So what would you do if I changed our wedding colors to pink and teal?

Craig: I'd throw you out.

Me: Of the car or the wedding?

Craig: Both.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Mean Things

In response to some mean comment.

Me: Craig, did you say that mean thing?

Craig: I don't know. I say lots of mean things.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Invitations

Our wedding invitations were printed with the wrong date.

Me: Craig, we need to reorder the wedding invitations or change our wedding date.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Mean People

Me: Craig, you're being mean. You know where mean people go?

Craig: Uhh... New Jersey?