At 3:30 am...
Craig: I'm working on an art project.
Me: Should I be concerned?
Craig: I'm only using one volatile chemical.
Saturday, October 27, 2012
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
The Coolest Nerd
Craig: I make logical assumptions, because that's how I roll.
Me: You sound like you're the coolest nerd.
Craig: I am the coolest nerd. It's a low bar.
Me: You sound like you're the coolest nerd.
Craig: I am the coolest nerd. It's a low bar.
Tuesday, October 2, 2012
Morning Person
Craig: I don't care about anything in the morning.
Me: Honey, it's noon.
Craig: I'm a nihilist before four.
Me: Honey, it's noon.
Craig: I'm a nihilist before four.
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