Toothpaste

After Craig bought a bulk pack of toothpaste.

Me: This is great.  I'm going to brush my teeth all night.

Craig: We can have a toothbrush party.

Oh, the wild life we lead.

My Birthday

Me: I bought myself a birthday gift.

Craig: So are you going to put it in storage for a month till your birthday?

Me: Ummm, it's for last year's birthday.

Wheeling and Dealing of Time

While discussing the Wheel of Time.

Me: Isn't that a well-known book?

Craig: It's known for the first book being amazing, the next two being ok, and then the next six going seriously downhill until the author dies.

Me: Did it get better after that?

Zombies and Children

The kids outside my apartment are yelling about zombies.  Wonder if I should be concerned.

Migraine Superhero

Today I had a terrible migraine, so I used a pen/needle that injects migraine medication by me literally jabbing it into my thigh.  I felt very much like the superheros that need to inject themselves with pure adrenaline to save themselves after some apocalyptic battle.

My leg hurts like a bitch.  And I'm disappointed I didn't save the world.

Cat's Schrodinger

Schrodinger might have been more accurate to claim that if there was box, a cat would find his way in.

Herding cats is not that difficult if you have a can of tuna.  Now herding, say, sloths, that might be tough. #heardingcats