Muffins

Craig: Muffins are cupcakes for men.

Music

Craig: Music Theory is just a theory and can't be proven. Music is a lie perpetrated by the liberal media

Crandie

Craig: I've decided to change my name when I get married, but not in the traditional way. I'm going for the hollywood power couple change. So for now on call me Crandie Chernson.

Music

Craig: (Looking through his CDs to loan me) I don't think you'll get a lot of this music.

Me: It sounds like you are saying I'm stupid.

Craig: No, I'm saying your musically ignorant. Like this band (holding a CD), you're not on the right drugs to enjoy it. You need to be on drugs or insane.

Me: So you're on music drugs?

Craig: No, I'm insane.