Proposal Zombies

Me: I think girls like it when guys propose because it's the one time they put it all on the line. Guys don't express their feelings that often.

Craig: Guys don't have feelings. We're like zombies.

WWE meet RuPaul

Me: What are you watching?

Craig: Is a competition show where the winner gets in the WWE. It's not really like RuPaul's Drag Race.

Me: Actually, the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race becomes the WWE champion.

Craig: Man, that would improve both shows.

Hair

Me: I wish I had hair you could just run a brush through. Instead, I have to blow dry with special brushes, sacrifice a goat to the hair gods alter and pray to the hair gel gods, and then hope for a good hair day.

Cranky

Me: Are you ok, you sound cranky?

Craig: Can't I be cranky? Are you trying to take my cranky from me?

Me: No, I just think you should direct your cranky to someone who isn't me.

Salsa

Craig: I'm having a love affair with salsa.