Earthquake

At 4am we had a 4.4 earthquake.

Me: Craig, is this an earthquake?

Craig: Yes, now go back to bed.

Me: Ok.

Save the Date

After showing Craig our Save the Date cards for our wedding.

Craig: Uh oh. Now the wedding's officially going to happen.

Me: It became official when I spent $600 on a white dress.

Craig: But then you could have married anyone. Now we have our names on stationary. Have to get married now.

Flowcharts

After I showed Craig a chart I was creating for class.

Craig: You don't need to explain this to me. I'm a nerd, I eat flowcharts for breakfast.

Zombies

While Craig and I watch a zombie movie.

Craig: If someone bites you, I'm going to shoot you, just to be safe.

I'm Attractive

Craig: All women want me. And men want me. Because I'm not afraid to wear purple boxers.