Rescue Me

While watching The Princess Bride.

Me: Would you rescue me if I was kidnapped by criminals trying to start a war?

Craig: It depends. Could I poison them with Iocaine powder?

Me: What do you mean 'it depends'? And what do you mean 'could you'?

BJ's Party For Two

Craig and I are watching a commercial for the BJ's restaurant.

Commercial: Come in for a BJ's party for two.

We can't stop giggling.